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Five minutes of funny

Five minutes of funny

By Brian Grizwald

Five minute insights into the ADD driven brain of a sixth grade teacher.
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Buzzy Bread

Five minutes of funny Nov 30, 2023

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Buzzy Bread

Buzzy Bread

The buzzy bread is what we eat and get the inner smartification that keeps us making the day very juicy in the the dry journey of having oil in the main side of it

Nov 30, 202304:19
What's Going On Guys?

What's Going On Guys?

New school year, new kids, new words of wisdom.

Sep 17, 202205:06
Season 2 Episode 2: Shoes Wisely

Season 2 Episode 2: Shoes Wisely

Slip them on, lace them up, tie the two bunny ears into a loop and pull--let's kick off the 2022 school year with some Shoe You Can Use. 

Aug 01, 202205:07
Season 2, Episode 1: Cake in your hair like you just don't care

Season 2, Episode 1: Cake in your hair like you just don't care

Welcome back! Thanks for returning for season 2. Feel free to drop me a line or let me know how your summer went.

Jul 21, 202203:57
Summer Pig!!

Summer Pig!!

How's your summer? Let me know what you're up to during these crazy hot days. 

brian.meeker95@gmail.com

Jun 21, 202203:47
Spark 2:05

Spark 2:05

Spark segment 3
Jun 04, 202203:14
Spark 11:45

Spark 11:45

Spark part 2

Jun 02, 202202:43
0830 Spark

0830 Spark

Spark Practice 1st set

Jun 02, 202202:45
Season 1 Finale: The Roller Coaster

Season 1 Finale: The Roller Coaster

Thank you to all the listeners and learners. Have a great summer!!

May 26, 202205:29
Episode 27: Find Your Thing

Episode 27: Find Your Thing

Find: Keep looking until you get "it".

Your: Their "it" might not be your "it".

Thing: What is "it"?

May 06, 202203:30
Episode 26: Welcome to the crazy train

Episode 26: Welcome to the crazy train

Welcome to the greatest job you'll ever have--teaching in Santa Rosa County. If you forget everything else, remember to laugh at yourself. Your students are laughing at you and it is good to share an experience with them. 

Apr 28, 202203:08
Episode 25: Everyone Has A Plan

Episode 25: Everyone Has A Plan

I'd rather give myself a root canal than make a seating chart. 

Apr 19, 202206:14
Episode 24: Press Zero for Moron

Episode 24: Press Zero for Moron

A call center shouldn't argue with me about how to spell my name, call me back and then make me wait for them to come to the phone, or transfer me to a farm in Bangladesh. 

Apr 05, 202205:12
Episode 23: Unbearable

Episode 23: Unbearable

I can barely tell you enough about bears. 

Mar 29, 202205:40
Episode 23: Burrito Bombs

Episode 23: Burrito Bombs

Ever been so mad you threw a Burrito Supreme? Me either. 

Mar 21, 202204:56
Episode 22: I want to know, have you ever smelled the rain?

Episode 22: I want to know, have you ever smelled the rain?

If you think I'm spending $98 for a bottle of fake rain water or a jar of pretend laundry soap, you've eaten one too many Tide pods.

Mar 14, 202206:24
Episode 21: Bougie Bread

Episode 21: Bougie Bread

Basic bread for a basic Brian. 

Mar 11, 202204:38
Episode 20: Bean Juice

Episode 20: Bean Juice

Milk comes from cows. Coffee comes from beans. End of story.

Mar 06, 202205:27
Episode 19: Garbeje—Garbage

Episode 19: Garbeje—Garbage

If you are an adult making an idiot out of yourself at a kid’s sporting event, you are garbage. If you are an adult ruining a spelling bee, you are g-a-r-b-e-j-e, garbage.
Mar 02, 202205:35
Episode 18: "My bad"

Episode 18: "My bad"

To the Shamrock and the Cuss, I'm sorry for misbehaving in your classes in high school. My bad. 

Feb 26, 202211:08
Episode 17: Child, please

Episode 17: Child, please

The 90’s: the last cool decade.
Feb 24, 202204:19
Episode 16: Gil Delicious

Episode 16: Gil Delicious

(H)awesome guy, that Gil Delicious…
Feb 21, 202205:25
Episode 15: I can’t dance

Episode 15: I can’t dance

“Play that funky music, my boy. Lay down and boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die.”—. Thomas Jefferson, 1784
Feb 20, 202204:47
Episode 14: Chalk Lickers

Episode 14: Chalk Lickers

Every youth baseball team has a chalk licker or two. If you can’t pick them out, you might be one.
Feb 18, 202204:43
Episode 13: Happy Day

Episode 13: Happy Day

“La la la la la la, Oh Happy Day…Oh Happy Day…”
Feb 17, 202203:43
Episode 12: Pompan-Oh-No

Episode 12: Pompan-Oh-No

Fish tales from the pier
Feb 14, 202204:45
Episode 11: Slow and Meandering

Episode 11: Slow and Meandering

If you have nine hours of your life to spare, go into Sam’s Club and get three things.
Feb 12, 202203:51
Episode 10: I can do that

Episode 10: I can do that

You should not get a gold medal for what I can do at a waterpark.
Feb 10, 202203:45
Episode 9: I once was blind

Episode 9: I once was blind

I spy, with my transplanted eye…
Feb 08, 202204:37
Episode 8: “Wait, what?”

Episode 8: “Wait, what?”

Some questions I’m ready for. Some take me totally by surprise.
Feb 07, 202203:59
Episode 7: Dollar Store Doofus

Episode 7: Dollar Store Doofus

Loss prevention is a lost cause.
Feb 04, 202203:09
Episode 6: The legend of Brian YMCA

Episode 6: The legend of Brian YMCA

Fitness foolishness.
Feb 03, 202205:07
Episode 5: You messed up the music

Episode 5: You messed up the music

If you are under the age of 20, you messed up music. Stop it!
Feb 02, 202204:22
Episode 4: I don’t like you.

Episode 4: I don’t like you.

Whistlers are the worst people on earth.
Feb 01, 202204:51
Episode 3: The hilarifying life of a history teacher

Episode 3: The hilarifying life of a history teacher

An intro into African-American history month for my 6th graders. What could possibly go wrong?
Jan 31, 202203:49
Episode 2: Cheap or convenient, but never both

Episode 2: Cheap or convenient, but never both

How much would you pay to avoid the mass chaos that is your local Walmart?
Jan 30, 202201:57
Episode 1: Five minutes of funny introduction

Episode 1: Five minutes of funny introduction

A five minutes or less insight into the mind of a sixth grade teacher.
Jan 30, 202201:35